So Doug was on the phone the other day with a contractor who had just told Doug he was giving him another one of his houses. This one came out of nowhere so Doug was pretty excited about it. Drew was standing right next to Doug while he was talking to the contractor. When Doug hung up, he looked down at Drew with big eyes and said, "Drew, Heavenly Father loves me!!!". Drew froze for a minute and stared at his dad for what seemed like forever then said to Doug with wide eyes, "Was that him on the phone???!!!"
Awesome. We laughed SO hard at that one!!
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Sunday, July 13-
Oh the life of two year olds.....
*We were sitting in sacrament meeting today and I had Drew on my lap. He moved around and lifted up his butt and tooted. Then he YELLS OUT LOUD, "Mom, I farted on you!" Needless to say, he is learning a choice vocabulary at our house and everyone in our ward now knows about it.
*Today Drew asked if he could have a juice box. I said no. He asked again, I said no, and so on. (He already had too many). Then he asked again and I told him they were all gone.
Five minutes later he says, 'Mom, can I have a juice BAG?" If you didn't guess, he wanted a capri-sun. I just thought the term "juice bag" was hilarious. I proceeded to tell him he already had one- his diaper was a juice bag.
*All of a sudden this afternoon, I hear Drew out on our front porch screaming bloody murder and ringing the doorbell. I run up there frantic and let him in. I ask him what is wrong and he is looking out on the porch like he is scared and ready to bolt into the kitchen at any given moment. I keep asking what he is crying about and he finally says to me, "There's some dangerous monsters out there". I'm glad he warned me. I was worried. Where does he come up with this stuff?
* The other day we went to Arby's. In the kids meal was a little telescope that you look into but it shows you what is next to you, not what's in front of you. Dallin looks in it and says to me, "Mom, I could take this out on a date with me and check out some hot chicks and my date would think I was looking at her!" What? HOT CHICKS? DATE? He's 6! And what a little weasel wanting to check out other "chicks" anyway!
Oh the life of two year olds.....
*We were sitting in sacrament meeting today and I had Drew on my lap. He moved around and lifted up his butt and tooted. Then he YELLS OUT LOUD, "Mom, I farted on you!" Needless to say, he is learning a choice vocabulary at our house and everyone in our ward now knows about it.
*Today Drew asked if he could have a juice box. I said no. He asked again, I said no, and so on. (He already had too many). Then he asked again and I told him they were all gone.
Five minutes later he says, 'Mom, can I have a juice BAG?" If you didn't guess, he wanted a capri-sun. I just thought the term "juice bag" was hilarious. I proceeded to tell him he already had one- his diaper was a juice bag.
*All of a sudden this afternoon, I hear Drew out on our front porch screaming bloody murder and ringing the doorbell. I run up there frantic and let him in. I ask him what is wrong and he is looking out on the porch like he is scared and ready to bolt into the kitchen at any given moment. I keep asking what he is crying about and he finally says to me, "There's some dangerous monsters out there". I'm glad he warned me. I was worried. Where does he come up with this stuff?
* The other day we went to Arby's. In the kids meal was a little telescope that you look into but it shows you what is next to you, not what's in front of you. Dallin looks in it and says to me, "Mom, I could take this out on a date with me and check out some hot chicks and my date would think I was looking at her!" What? HOT CHICKS? DATE? He's 6! And what a little weasel wanting to check out other "chicks" anyway!
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2 comments:
So, so funny. I love the things kids say. That is so cute. You'll be so glad you documented this.
Yes, the kid is very funny!
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